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Courtney is from Sydney, Australia, but currently resides in West Hollywood. She enjoys success as a pop singer and has toured around the world with her live show. She cites Oprah Winfrey as her religious leader and keeps a gratitude journal in her honor. Courtney’s hobbies include yoga, meditation, Burning Man, and go-go dancing. Her favorite color is rainbow.

mikasil:

why do people freak out when they see a part of my bra or my stomach like what did you think was under my shirt?? a tank??? the great wall of china???? popular korean artist park jae sang also known as psy????????

the-selection-addicted:

You think America would use this dress in a garden morning party?

the-selection-addicted:

You think America would use this dress in a garden morning party?

Alaska is an alien and recording artist from the planet Glamtr0n [sic]. No one knows her age or species. She was discovered on Earth almost 60 years ago with only a 1972 issue of Vanity Fair and a can of Tab. Alaska cites Divine and Marilyn Monroe as her biggest influences.

#alaska

countessphoebenavarro:

how she lights the world up
w e l l ,   n o w   i t ' s   y o u r   c h a n c e
#pippin
singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

m-ooonn:

she sat in the water for like an hour, just staring at the water peacefully

betterhimymendings:

love-is-the-best-thing-we-do:

Says the guy from Ohio

His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.

#himym

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

veracrossing:

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

Willam is from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. She didn’t get into college, but she’s really good at the Internet. She’s achieved viral success from her satirical music videos (such as “Boy Is A Bottom”) on YouTube. Willam loves to make people giggle inappropriately, and her favorite style choice is the Disco Short.

#willam

hikari-the-human:

my avocado don’t